Hill Hairy Arse

HILARIOUSSo what has been giving me the shits this week?HB and I were spooning last night and before he starting snoring like a pig I started to say, 'Your butt is so .... ' but before I could finish he jumps in and shouts 'WHAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY ARSE?' and wakes Maggie up ... FFSI … [Read more...]

One Powerball

Firstly, I'm a little excited today because this is my 300th blog post!!No better way to celebrate than to bitch about my first world problems either.So what has been giving me the shits this week?My cleaner has changed my cleaning day from Tuesday to Thursday ... FFSThis means the house now stays … [Read more...]

I am the ultimate mofo martyr edition

Dear CTT ...So what has been giving me the shits this week ...HB invited his entire family over for afternoon tea on Sunday ... FFSThis is not usually a problem because I love his family but HB spent Saturday afternoon playing hockey and Sunday morning coaching hockey and told me about it late … [Read more...]

The Boob? What Boob? edition

Boob? What Boob? I want a babycino statSo what has been giving me the shits this week?I went to bingo on Monday night and we sat with a bunch of lovely old Nannas, so it seemed. If you have ever been to bingo you will know when they are calling the numbers out it is whisper quiet. Well, this one … [Read more...]